Hummingbird Celebration Day, for the uninitiated, is a cheerful event, complete with many "ahhhh-s" and "aren't they adorable!" comments. For those of who've watched the little monsters at a hummingbird feeder-- well, we know truth. They are ruthless and between greedy drinks at said feeder, will dive-bomb others to keep them away. They squabble and are stunningly pre-emptive in their strikes at any of their kind.
Huh. Does that describe any bridge players you know? Hmmm.
In each of the upcoming hands, your opponent will try to dive-bomb you away from the feeder. What will you do?