One of the (few) benefits of growing older is that there are certain problems we no longer need to have on our radar. Potty training is (hopefully) one of them. UNLESS!! There's a new puppy in your house. For the rest of us, today is a day of celebration of the problems we DON'T have to worry about.
Now, a bridge tie-in. If we extend the metaphor of "potty training" to include all behaviors one needs to be part of polite society, then we all know many bridge players who could use some serious training, no?
And now, how about five questions and a hand to focus us on the problems we DO have!