Bridge players are always looking for ways to "hack" their lives, freeing up more time to play. That makes us big customers of take-out food and we've got the menus in our kitchen drawer to prove it.

BUT!! When was the first recorded pizza delivery made? 1889. Here's how it came about. King Umberto I and Queen Margherita of Italy were visiting Naples on business, and the Queen wanted a taste of "peasant food." The most famous pizza guy of the day, Raffaele Esposito, was called on to create a special pizza. He made one with fresh green basil, white mozzarella cheese, and red tomato sauce.

Naturally Umbie and Margie weren't about to drop into the local pizza shop, so Raffaele delivered it hot to the palace. It was such a hit with the royal couple that Raffie named it after the Queen. Thus the Margherita pizza was born (and you thought it was named after the drink?) and the first pizza delivery was made.

And now, while we're waiting for the pizza guy, let's review some bids.